The Juice Cleanse from Hell.

Let’s just hop right into this one because girl it gets messy. I did a one day juice cleanse. That’s right, a horrifying juice cleanse. I was watching Kelsey Kreppel on Youtube and she had bought the “Cleanse 2” juices from Pressed Juicery. I honestly thought “hmmmm I could so do this, it looks so easy. No eating for just a day! Pfft piece of cake!” WOW was I wrong!!!! 

The day I was supposed to do the cleanse, Sunday, I woke up at noon and didn’t think it was a big deal to start so late. I’m glad I did start it late because by the end of the second hour I was going insane and was soooooo hungry. The juices tasted like the actual forest. Like imagine you’re in the Twilight movie and are running from the vampires in the woods. It would taste like the mossy ground you’re running atop. There was one juice that was citrus flavored which tasted AMAZING! But that didn’t last long as the next one made me want to vomit 😦  

Let me give you a little spoiler… I did not finish the cleanse. I only drank 4 out of the 6 juices. I don’t regret not finishing it. I clocked out after the fourth. I don’t understand how people can do these cleanses for a week. I called my mom, who was out and about for the day, and told her, “food, just bring me food.” I ate so much that night you could honestly say I “cancelled” out my cleanse.

The moral of this whole story is don’t do a juice cleanse ever. It sucks and honestly it didn’t make me feel as healthy as I thought it would. 10/10 do not recommend, but if you want to torture yourself be might guest.